Can anyone please recommend a low-cost way to convert Euros into Shekels without paying huge amounts of commission?
Tomer Hasson You go to old Tachana Mercazit, ( Old Bus Station) look for a guy wearing a black hat with te pink ostrich feather named Abu Simmons Ben Acmid Muzarava Hajii. He will guide you to the basement - black door, underground level of an old 'falafel' shop which is now used as adult accessories wholesale outlet . You knock on the door exactly 10 times.2soft ,5 loud , 4 soft and then pound on the door until someone opens it. Wait for 'the servant ' - he is an old Yamman y Parsi Yemenite guy with white beard and pinlk sidelocks You will need to give him 3.5 shekels . Give him a Benjamin Franklin . When he tells you he does have change for te $100 bill but if you come back on Rosh Chodesh Elul , you can get your change with interest and hatsmada ( according to the one used by the " Honest Money Exchange Brokers association of Nablus " . Always Trust a Parsi ( Iranian) Yemenite Jew .that top this list of the most likely people to rip of Ashkenazi's .. Tell him Joseph sent you. At the next corridor, third door on your right, after you turn left twice, and decend two floors down,there's a rose on the handle, room 55a. Svetlana the Virgin will meed you, she has long red nails with black leather boots.If you touch her or she you by mistake be sure to wash your hands with HCL 25% . In Israel it is called Aish ( Fire) Take the lash from her, and ask the guy laying on her service bed for 'action '.he always gives exact change. You give him the cash. Wait 3.5 min. Svetlana will make you Black Mud Coffee in the meantime. He will give you Deferred Russian Monopoly Money and Laxerol Magnesium Hydroxide in return for drinking the coffee. Svetlana will direct you how to use the lash. FOLLOW HER PRECISE INSTRUCTIONS IN FULL!
On the wall, on your right, you will see a safe embedded to the floor. You tap it with the lash exactly 3 times ever 20 seconds for 3.12 minutes. do not tap to many times or too little .. you will ave to start again.if you do.. Once it opens, there will be a initation diamond ring there that you need to deliver to Mustafa bin
take it. AND DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS.
When u get to downtown Gaza City the following day, u ask for Mustafa, do not show any signs of fear. Bring the lash. Tell him svetlana sent you. He will meet u will his daughter. You need to marry her.
After the marriage is over you transfer the EURO monies to your common account. She will take it all and give you can get Jordanian liras for it (no commission) .
Take the money and run for ur life if u still alive.The liras you can convert at any bank in Mecca. Good luck. And DO NOT TELL ANYONE I TOLD YOU THIS.
May the force be with you.
Kim-Jonty Stephen Drus ( THe International Consultant to Harvards $47.8 Billion Alumni Fund) Go to one of the official Money Change Shops .... they don't charge commission and the rates they quote make them 1.25% less than banks .. the chappie in Shenkin will rip you off by giving you a lower rate of exchange.... pay the 1% ..." the shortest road is not always the quickest or the most cost effective"... with child maintenance for the 7 little Gazian's you will have during your failed marriage to Mustafa's daughter the l result iwit be that the Internal Rate of Return of the Deferred Derivative Currency Exchange from the serialisation of the Russian Money you will get for drink the Black Mud will makeTomer Hasson recommendation only slightly cheaper than what the Guy on Shenkin will offer you but still 11.42726 % cheaper than the Banks . . , . Here is a recent picture of Mustafa's daughter; Take this picture ... be sure to check that she has a Magen David 4.56 cms south of her third nipple.http://aradia.me/.../12/ap_muslim_women_nt_111213_wg1.jpgFatimahala Jehad " Kill all the Zionists" bit Mustafa bin Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden Fatimahala is the eleventeenth one from the right in the picture wearing the red lace thong.and the Amy Wineglass Victoria Secret Black Bra with the sick green and purple polka dots straps. Be Well in Zion. Be Dead in Gaza
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